Son, I'll fulfill your erotic dreams, but don't be late for school

You can smack your ass and pour sperm on it, but don't tell your father

Mom, you don't go for a walk like that, you stand in doggystyle

I'm a mother! So do as you're told — sit still and stop

In fact, go fuck your girlfriends, give your mother a break at least

You don't even have to talk me into it now — the stepmother comes and sucks it herself